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When Do I Give My Baby Cereal. Baby Safety Harness.

When Do I Give My Baby Cereal

when do i give my baby cereal

    my baby
  • My Baby is the second single of Bow Wow's third studio album Unleashed. The song is about how he meets a girl that has a lot of drama in her relationship. Bow Wow then starts to like her. In the video Bow wow shows two parts of the story.

  • Circus is the sixth studio album by American pop singer Britney Spears. It was released on December 2nd, 2008 by Jive Records.

  • "My Baby" was a 1980 single from Australian rock band Cold Chisel, the third released from the album East and the first of the band's singles not to be written by organist Don Walker.

  • A grain used for food, such as wheat, oats, or corn

  • grass whose starchy grains are used as food: wheat; rice; rye; oats; maize; buckwheat; millet

  • grain: foodstuff prepared from the starchy grains of cereal grasses

  • A breakfast food made from roasted grain, typically eaten with milk

  • A grass producing such grain, grown as an agricultural crop

  • made of grain or relating to grain or the plants that produce it; "a cereal beverage"; "cereal grasses"

    do i
  • "Do I" is a song co-written and recorded by country music artist Luke Bryan. It is the lead-off single to his second studio album Doin' My Thing.

6th Borough Uprising

6th Borough Uprising

6th Borough Uprising - a breakaway, radically militant wing of The Plural Collective - making good on its "Formal Declaration of Intentions for Actions", has successfully carried out the first in a series of targeted actions across the LES and Williamsburg.

Posing as tourists from Philadelphia, members of the group were able to coerce the lead singer of a Pitchfork-endorsed Williamsburg indie band to sing Neil Diamond's "Song Sung Blue" in a completely unironic manner and abscond from the scene of the crime without paying him his promised $20.

Here is the Formal Declaration of Intentions for Actions...

Formal Declaration of Intentions for Actions

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the mythical bonds which have connected them with another, to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them, to throw Pop Rocks in the lobby fountains, dry ice in the river, and pee in the punchbowl – actions must be taken.

We hold this truth to be self-evident, that the City of Philadelphia is not the 6th borough of New York! (please refer to city planning maps, articles of incorporation, and related documents attached as Codex I)

Perpetration of this abominable meme, spawned from the pen of a true traitor (alas, a daughter of this very city; please see “Updated File Containing Clippings, Contact Information, Known Associates, Detailed Daily Schedule, Favorite Brands Of Cereal And Shampoo And Other Significant Personal Information On Miss Sellout” attached as Codex II), and published in the rag that put Judith Miller’s pre-Iraq “reporting” on its news pages (please see The Washington Post for more reliable reporting), has gone on unabated far too long, must end, and WILL END!

Some of our noble scribes at Philadelphia Weekly and CityPaper have scoffed that anyone could take offense. Why? Because they’re looking to get a gig at Paper someday? Because they’re on familiar terms with Miss Sellout (please see photos and signed affidavits from wait staff at Fork attached as Codex III). Because they are New York transplants themselves? Because their balls haven’t dropped yet? (please see medical records and x-rays attached as Codex IV) TRAITORS ARE THEY ALL!!!

Those who attempt to re-colonize our city must avert their eyes from Gawker and Jezebel (relax, it’s just for a few minutes. The Christian Bale non-story story will still be there.) and consider history. Philadelphia + colonization? It’s fair to say that people here can get a little touchy about the notion of colonization by tyrannical oppressors. (please refer to several books on the Revolutionary War, including David McCullough’s John Adams, which we find much, much better than the HBO series, attached as Codices V-XIII).

We who are able to buy a home in Center City with parking and a deck without having to be some douchebag V.P.,
We who can still find on the street parking in less than a half-hour,
We who really couldn’t give a rat’s ass what’s happening at Conde Nast,
We who do not fear social ostracization if we don’t know the names of celebrity babies,
We who would never go to Genos and order “A Whiz wit with fried onions” (because onions is wit damnit!!!),

We the members of the 6th Borough Uprising do hereby on this day, July 4, 2008, formally declare our Intentions of Actions against the City of New York and its people (except the staff of the Onion…and several other publications we like…and the folks at the Wooster Collective...and a few artists as well….and a couple of bands too…some of our Flickr pals…some distant relatives…some former classmates…some former workmates...actually, for a list of New Yorkers exempted from this “Formal Declaration of Intentions of Action” please see “Complete List Of New Yorkers Exempted From ‘Formal Declaration Of Intentions of Actions’” attached as Codex XIV as well as its companion document “Intent To Update And Amend ‘Complete List Of New Yorkers Exempted From ‘Formal Declaration Of Intentions of Actions’ Attached as Codex XIV to the ‘Formal Declaration Of Intentions of Actions’” attached as Codex XV).

We will conduct unprecedented actions the likes of which defy the imagination (please see “List Of Unprecedented Actions The Likes Of Which Defy The Imagination” attached as Codex XVI) Neither warning nor quarter will be given (please see “Re-Iteration That Neither Warning Nor Quarter Will Be Given” attached as Codex XVII).

We will stop at nothing short of complete and total capitulation in the form of 50,000 signed signatures from New Yorkers declaring “Philadelphia is not our 6th borough. I’m very sorry some idiots have been spreading that meme around. 6th Borough Uprising, you are so totally my daddy.” (to find the a list of locations where you can sign the petition please see “List of Locations Where I Can Sign the Petition Affirming That Philadelphia is Not the 6th Borough of New York, That I Am Sorry, and That 6th Bor

kill you

kill you

When I just a little baby boy,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
she used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
and I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about bein broke no more
They say I can't rap about coke no more
(AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore
til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin
Thinkin I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it
(AHHH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you
(AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos
Just bend over and take it slut, okay Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*chainsaw revs up*
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

Chorus: Eminem

Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls leave - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me
Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me
Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you..

Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't ask to rap, but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up probe and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th
(Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial killer hidin murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!")

Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
from principal to the study body and counselor
from in-school to before school to out of school
I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs
just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it
You faggots keep eggin me on
til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you

Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!"
ninth line starts "Bitch I'ma kill you!")

Hahaha, I'm just playin ladies
You know I love you

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